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small head 

small head is a knickname given to people with inexplicably small craniums. they are often also called peanut head or pea head and look very amusing.
Hey small head! Why is your head so fucking small it makes me feel sick lookin at you.
small head by womoma April 16, 2005
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small head 

if you sniff cocaine you are a small head
small head by Anonymous June 11, 2003

small head man beatdown 

it is when you either grab small head man by the legs and swing him at people, causing his head to collide into their body at very high speeds.

or you simply find small head man and beat the shit out of him
hey, lets go find smalley and give lev a small head man beatdown

very small head 

Very small head is a disease where the head is so small that the person doesn't have a brain
very small head by human human February 20, 2021

Make Your head small 

walk away Things get smaller as they go away. a nice way to tell someone to f@#k off
"I don't wan't to hear that... "make your head small"

Small-headed 

A person who isn’t really smart, and doesn’t really know everything.
Calvin: “Haha, wow! That’s not the right answer...”
Hannah: “It is right, are you short-headed? Go to a therapist.”

Josh: “Uh... Miss? This is REALLY hard! Can we do another one?
Mrs. Steak: “NO! You just got detention, you small-headed nut job! You HAVE to do this in order to get out of detention!!”
Small-headed by daphene May 22, 2018

Smellhead 

A dookie face that smells like ick
EEW, ur such a smellhead!
Smellhead by Psychic Chic June 19, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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