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Smaisian 

informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".
"I think Tanaka is quite a Smaisian for an Asian". "Asians are quite a bit taller than people expect, the only reason why people think Asians are so short is really because of Smaisians".
Smaisian by Perryism March 4, 2021

Wibu Smansa 

A phrase that is used to call Smansa's most depressed and bullied student Ri-ki Kurni-awan. It is said that we should immediately run away when encountering the Wibu Smansa
Dude, yesterday I met Wibu Smansa and I just ran away. I got chills dude.
Wibu Smansa by Lee Am See May 25, 2021

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.
Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

tobacco stains 

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.
"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."
tobacco stains by BigL830 January 29, 2016

Seymour Stains 

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.
I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.
Seymour Stains by ntash November 23, 2014

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.
When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.
kobe stains by Will A. June 23, 2005
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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