Smains

Bar code for John Smiths. A holy liquid guzzled by men mainly over the age of 40.

Barmaid: "what will it be love"
Punter: " pint of Smains....make it a good un"

by ingo bingo googy ghah gah May 8, 2011

Smaisian

informal : A small or an abnormally short Asian when compared to the average height of an Asian. Smaisian is a combination of the word "Small" and of the word "Asian".

"I think Tanaka is quite a Smaisian for an Asian". "Asians are quite a bit taller than people expect, the only reason why people think Asians are so short is really because of Smaisians".

by Perryism March 4, 2021

Wibu Smansa

A phrase that is used to call Smansa's most depressed and bullied student Ri-ki Kurni-awan. It is said that we should immediately run away when encountering the Wibu Smansa

Dude, yesterday I met Wibu Smansa and I just ran away. I got chills dude.

by Lee Am See May 25, 2021

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022

tobacco stains

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.

"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."

by BigL830 January 29, 2016

Seymour Stains

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

by ntash November 23, 2014

kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005