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Smacking Off

The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.
Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately

Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
Smacking Off by brewtis May 30, 2017
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smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.
yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.
smacking off by ismackoff May 26, 2014

He's smacking it off the backboard. 

A word used by Caiyden to say your gettting rejected or it's not happening
Boy 1: one day i'll be famous

Boy 2: He's smacking it off the backboard.

slacking off 

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.
slacking off by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

shacking off 

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.
shacking off by slyvester August 10, 2006

slacking-off 

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."
slacking-off by StonyBear November 10, 2011

slacking off school 

When you have a computer and unblocked games are working 😈 😈 😈 😈
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