A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.
John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).