A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.
John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"