Slutty Prude
Someone who acts like a total prude about anything sexual but yet is always thirst trapping on social media. They'll post provocative pics or vids on instagram, twitter, youtube etc., with their body exposed BUT preface it with by saying "keep dirty comments to yourself", which means she, deep down, knows what kind of comments & boners these visual stimuli are likely to produce. They also get extremely upset when anyone compliments them in a sexual manner.
Somewhat of a contradiction or oxymoron, it is similar to prude-slut, but kind of different. A prude slut is someone who projects themselves to be a slut/whore but acts like Virgin Mary when it comes time to give up the goods. A slutty prude, on the other hand, tries to act like they are innocent angels who are grossed out by sexuality yet they continually seem to be attention whores despite knowing their behavior will lead to people commenting sexually suggestive things. In both cases, you don't get what you bargained for & neither are desirable date candidates as the former has a bad reputation even though they are technically 'goody two-shoes', while the latter is even worse as guys get to stare at her almost naked body but her boyfriend barely get any good sex or loving at home so he essentially might as well be one of the guys jerking off to her because he's not getting any action but unfortunately unlike all the other guys, he had to stay faithful to her so he has no 'out' or way of 'release'.
Somewhat of a contradiction or oxymoron, it is similar to prude-slut, but kind of different. A prude slut is someone who projects themselves to be a slut/whore but acts like Virgin Mary when it comes time to give up the goods. A slutty prude, on the other hand, tries to act like they are innocent angels who are grossed out by sexuality yet they continually seem to be attention whores despite knowing their behavior will lead to people commenting sexually suggestive things. In both cases, you don't get what you bargained for & neither are desirable date candidates as the former has a bad reputation even though they are technically 'goody two-shoes', while the latter is even worse as guys get to stare at her almost naked body but her boyfriend barely get any good sex or loving at home so he essentially might as well be one of the guys jerking off to her because he's not getting any action but unfortunately unlike all the other guys, he had to stay faithful to her so he has no 'out' or way of 'release'.
Shane Diesel: That Gabby/Gabbie chick is such a slutty prude, she spends all day posting pics of her phat ass & sexy STBA body but gets queasy just at the sight of PDA. She talking bout she can take dick but hates dirty talk or being asked about sex.
Julio Gomez: Sounds like she is a total thirst trap, just without the benefits.
Dredd: Funny thing is, Scheyen would love a thick fat cock gangbang but Hanna keep playing
Jack Napier: Want us to put that bukkake game on show, cum all over that pale face & bushy eyebrows
Shorty Mac: We would tear that butterface hottie up, fo sho, get her on the newest protein diet, peanut creampie
Trey Songz: Yup!
Julio Gomez: Sounds like she is a total thirst trap, just without the benefits.
Dredd: Funny thing is, Scheyen would love a thick fat cock gangbang but Hanna keep playing
Jack Napier: Want us to put that bukkake game on show, cum all over that pale face & bushy eyebrows
Shorty Mac: We would tear that butterface hottie up, fo sho, get her on the newest protein diet, peanut creampie
Trey Songz: Yup!
Slutty Prude by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo April 18, 2018
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