Slutmud

The residual poop that is left about one's Penis after going balls deep in an old slut's fart box.

Get out of my bed you dirty bint and go take a shit. You've covered me in your Slutmud

by One legged warrior April 24, 2018

slutmuffin

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.

Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!

by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slutmuffin

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.

You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!

by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.

'you're such a slutmuffin!'

by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012

Slutmuffin

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.

"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"

by vmr2009 November 3, 2009

slutmuffin

Slutmuffin is the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.

I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.

by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 16, 2007

slutpuddle

The puddle of bodily fluids left on a surface (generally a bed) after sexual intercourse. This term was first used on the GAT City/General Any Topic forum.

Did you hear about that huge slutpuddle dnallivah left on the bed after fooling around with John?

by Kryzilya July 25, 2008