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Slut Water 

Any brand of fancy or expensive bottled water (i.e. Voss, Fiji, or Smart Water)
Also can be any bottled water with a bottle shaped in such a way that it may be used to masturbate.
Person 1: Hey before we go to the strip club will you grab me my Slut Water from the fridge?

Person 2: No! Fuck you! That's my Slut Water, you slut!

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Anonymous: Hey, wheelchair dick! Where's my Slut Water?!?!
Slut Water by WhorinBallzack July 20, 2010

Tallahassee Slut Water 

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water
What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

Water slut 

A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.
Mia’s a water slut my guy.
Water slut by gnatlyhoesb May 6, 2019

Water Slut 

Girl who loves to be urinated on, and derives specific sexual enjoyment from the act.
I hear that Katie's a real water slut
Water Slut by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Water slut 

That one person that is always drinking water on FaceTime
Nate is such a water slut
Water slut by Nrm.iam January 6, 2020

Water Slut 

A slut that is moist.
I did the russian hottub to that water slut James Mckinney
Water Slut by The Joe December 3, 2004