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Slut Water 

Any brand of fancy or expensive bottled water (i.e. Voss, Fiji, or Smart Water)
Also can be any bottled water with a bottle shaped in such a way that it may be used to masturbate.
Person 1: Hey before we go to the strip club will you grab me my Slut Water from the fridge?

Person 2: No! Fuck you! That's my Slut Water, you slut!

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Anonymous: Hey, wheelchair dick! Where's my Slut Water?!?!
Slut Water by WhorinBallzack July 20, 2010

Tallahassee Slut Water 

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water
What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

Water slut 

A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.
Mia’s a water slut my guy.
Water slut by gnatlyhoesb May 6, 2019

Water Slut 

Girl who loves to be urinated on, and derives specific sexual enjoyment from the act.
I hear that Katie's a real water slut
Water Slut by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Water slut 

That one person that is always drinking water on FaceTime
Nate is such a water slut
Water slut by Nrm.iam January 6, 2020

Water Slut 

A slut that is moist.
I did the russian hottub to that water slut James Mckinney
Water Slut by The Joe December 3, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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