Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.

Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.

by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020

Slut Water

Any brand of fancy or expensive bottled water (i.e. Voss, Fiji, or Smart Water)
Also can be any bottled water with a bottle shaped in such a way that it may be used to masturbate.

Person 1: Hey before we go to the strip club will you grab me my Slut Water from the fridge?

Person 2: No! Fuck you! That's my Slut Water, you slut!

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Anonymous: Hey, wheelchair dick! Where's my Slut Water?!?!

by WhorinBallzack July 19, 2010

Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017

Water slut

A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.

Mia’s a water slut my guy.

by gnatlyhoesb May 7, 2019

Water Slut

Girl who loves to be urinated on, and derives specific sexual enjoyment from the act.

I hear that Katie's a real water slut

by pontifex maximus January 27, 2005

Water slut

That one person that is always drinking water on FaceTime

Nate is such a water slut

by Nrm.iam January 6, 2020

Water Slut

A slut that is moist.

I did the russian hottub to that water slut James Mckinney

by The Joe December 4, 2004