Slut Strands 

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.

“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even”

Slut Strands by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022

slut strands 

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.

Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!

slut strands by watevstrevs November 17, 2009

Slut Strands 

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

Slut Strands by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023

slutstrands7 

the sexiest meme page admin there is to exist. she’s hilarious & loved by all 🫦

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slutstrands7 by anon_umous January 30, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019