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Slurpman 

A man that sucks on semen as others suck on hard candy.
Oh, look at him, yea, he is a slurpman
Slurpman by MDGang February 26, 2022
Words you can keep
The language spoken by those too drunk to speak a normal language.
Frank: "Heyzuguysensomblegook? *hiccup*"

Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?

Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.
Slurman by poetinspired June 22, 2010

slurpcano 

When slurpee erupts from the hole in the top of a slurpee cup.

Only when bought from 7-11.
"That sluruption went everywhere; i make the best slurpcanos, man!"
slurpcano by Jcuh/kush January 21, 2008

slurpanigga 

a rejection or person who is or is with a bitch

aka anyone who is a bitch
god, amanda is such a slurpanigga
god, luke is such a slurpanigga
slurpanigga by 666years June 28, 2019

slurpanigga 

a rejection or person who is or is with a bitch

aka anyone who is a bitch
god, amanda is such a slurpanigga
god, luke is such a slurpanigga
slurpanigga by 666years June 28, 2019

Slurpmabaginuh 

the word you say when someone asks what your favorite subject in school
Hey stacy, what’s your favorite class. Well angel, I’m very advanced at slurpmabaginuh
Slurpmabaginuh by Smalad December 13, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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