Slow Dick

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When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)

Reginald is one ugly dude, what does Becky see in him?

I heard he has Slow Dick

Oh, that explains it

Slow Dick by Yermom Ghostuckollidge October 7, 2017

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Slow Dick

A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.

Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.

Bitch you got a slow dick!

Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!

Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*

What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?

I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.

He got a slow dick.

Slow Dick by SLOW DICK MASTER June 15, 2011

Related Words

Slow Dick • Slow as dick • Slow no dick • Slowdicking • slow • slow your roll • slow burn • slow cosby • Slow Jam • slow motion

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

Slow as dick by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

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Slow no dick

When you hate someone and so much and no dick meaning you wouldn't hump them for $1M and slow meaning they are as slow as a retard.

Slow no dick, Tseries

Slow no dick by username420 November 18, 2020

Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

Slowdicking by BeansK July 25, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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