Slow Dick 

When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)

Reginald is one ugly dude, what does Becky see in him?

I heard he has Slow Dick

Oh, that explains it

Slow Dick by Yermom Ghostuckollidge October 7, 2017

Slow Dick 

A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.

Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.

Bitch you got a slow dick!

Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!

Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*

What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?

I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.

He got a slow dick.

Slow Dick by SLOW DICK MASTER June 15, 2011

Slow as dick 

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

Slow as dick by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Slow no dick 

When you hate someone and so much and no dick meaning you wouldn't hump them for $1M and slow meaning they are as slow as a retard.

Slow no dick, Tseries

Slow no dick by username420 November 18, 2020

Slowdicking 

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

Slowdicking by BeansK July 25, 2023