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Slow Dance Chub

An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."

"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
by Tonyhw Neb March 30, 2009
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slow dance chubby

girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby
by concrete cowboy May 21, 2006
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Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017
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