slow dance chubby

a boner while slow dancing

girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby

by concrete cowboy May 14, 2006

Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.

"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."

by Oruganaconga December 21, 2016