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Slothin'
When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.
"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"
Slothin' by SkipsScrambles June 4, 2013
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slothin • slothin' it • slothin out • Proper Slothin • You be slothin' • Slothing • SLOSHIN' • slothic • slothian • slothie
Slothin
A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.
1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
Slothin by Matty_Rays November 8, 2013
slothin
slothin by code name DIL November 18, 2009
slothin
When your dick is so long its slopes down and can only move in small slow movements such as a sloth.
slothin by rudedad123 October 30, 2017
Slothin
When a person is being extra fucking lazy and doesn't want to do a damn thing. Also when a person has bad posture.
Slothin by Elhefejigga December 6, 2017
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