General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.
"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid
N. bicycle seat sniffers at the Mackinac Island fairy port and shoppes.
Snoreburging
V. the process of sniffing bicycle seats parked at the Mackinac Island fairy port or out infront of its shoppes.
Recently discovered by National Geographic: "Here hiding in this bush we have the rarely seen group of snoreburgs, who spent many happy hours dragging their nostrils over the saddles of young ladies' bicycles in search of a rewarding "frisson".
a shitty town thats “part of suffern” but not really. all the 14 year old bitches think they cool and ride in a bike “wheely” gang. they think they r cool but they just broke ass bitches too poor to live in the real suffern
“ew did u see that kid on a bicycle”
“yeah he must have been from sloatsburg”
home of the basement, the basement got more tail then pdiddy shaking his tail feather. lil keyey is from sloatsburg. raab himself lost keykey in sloatsburg, not time square
those boys from sloatsburg were awesome in the sack. i wish i lived closer to sloatsburg
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.