Sloptimus Prime

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

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When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 11, 2017

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loptimus prime

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011

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Someone whos name is Scott, and so coincidentally can be nicknamed "Scoptimus Prime". However to be given this nickname the person has to be a winner at some sort of specific activity

*Whilst playing hearts*

Scott: Fuck yeah shot the moon faggots
James: Ah shit, Scoptimus Prime just Dominated us

by Teh Duckman March 17, 2009

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A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

by brandonreport March 4, 2011

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