Sloptimus Prime 

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

Sloptimus Prime by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

Shoptimus Prime 

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

Shoptimus Prime by big210 March 11, 2017

loptimus prime 

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

loptimus prime by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011

Scoptimus Prime 

Someone whos name is Scott, and so coincidentally can be nicknamed "Scoptimus Prime". However to be given this nickname the person has to be a winner at some sort of specific activity

*Whilst playing hearts*

Scott: Fuck yeah shot the moon faggots
James: Ah shit, Scoptimus Prime just Dominated us

Scoptimus Prime by Teh Duckman March 17, 2009

Floptimus Prime 

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

Floptimus Prime by brandonreport March 4, 2011

Softimus Prime 

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.

Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days

Softimus Prime by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011

Slootimus Prime 

When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.

Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)

Slootimus Prime by Yungpigeon88 October 4, 2020