Septimus 

Septimus is a charcter from the movie Stardust who is fighting to be king. He is awesome and he is my true love! He is so hot!

"You don't pick your true love for their character you pick them for your theme song! Like Septimus!"

Septimus by CrazyBlondenDisguise January 9, 2009

septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.

septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.

septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

Septims 

The most common currency in the video game series, The Elder Scrolls (created by Bethesda Game Studios and produced by Bethesda Softworks minus The Elder Scrolls Online, of which Zenimax took part in creating), named after Tiber Septim (known by the Nords as Talos), the man who founded the Imperial Empire and ascended to godhood after saving all of Tamriel, and possibly all of Nirn itself. also refered to as "coin" by the Khajiit.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"

"this steel greatsword costs 100 septims"

Septims by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

Septimius Severus 

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

Septimius Severus by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020

Septimistic 

Selfish or greedy person, Thinking selfish, having a selfish mindset

Mr. Scrooge was very septimistic during the Christmas season.

Septimistic by Johnny Two Peas December 9, 2022

Septumus prime 

The art of destroying ones septum to the point of being a worthy candidate for the septumus prime nickname to awarded to them.

Hey look who's arrived it's septumus prime

Septumus prime by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025