Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019

sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.

Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.

by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013