Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009