Sloppy Paloma

When you accidentally drink grapefruit juice instead of pineapple juice to enhance the flavor of your spunk and you chortle when you cum because you know it's gonna taste horrible for the person sucking you off.

I gave the local slut a Sloppy Paloma. She spit out my spunk as I chortled.

Sloppy Paloma by lkju May 3, 2026

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