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sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.
Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.
sloppy moppy by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE
moppy sloppy by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

Slappy Mappy 

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.
Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.
Slappy Mappy by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

southern sloppytoppy 

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis
Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026