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Sloppy Moe 

Having anal sex with a guy/girl after they have just taken a shit. You then proceed to stick your shit-filled cock inside your partner's mouth, in which he/she must swish your cock around like mouthwash.
Dammm yo, my girl took a nasty ass shit last night and I was like damm girl imma give you a sloppy moe.
Sloppy Moe by Moe Pimpz January 8, 2009
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Sloppy Moe 

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up
I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels
Sloppy Moe by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe 

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up
I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels
Sloppy Moe by Doughier October 20, 2023

sloppy moes 

When you tie yourself to a towelhead and scrape the cum off the end of his penis
sloppy moes by Schoolshooter308 November 29, 2017

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina
He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth
Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm
My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe
sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyMom 

A slap in the face, whilst previously spitting in the hand, whilst this is done "Sloppy Mom!" is exclaimed!

Usually from Bully to Nerd
"Hey nerd, SLOPPYMOM!!"
SloppyMom by Luke Yates June 16, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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