Slopentary

Commentary aligning with the "slop" meme products of LLMs, inspired by AI, inspired to subvert AI, that is self negating and also not, that ennobles the user when the expedient is identified as identical in function or form to slop making both redundant and paradoxical the symbol by its elevation to a metacategory with attendant epistemic slippage. It's the unhealing wound after good friday. It's the purple in the prose that's smacks of what a person would actually say. It's a lexically mismatched persuasive essay you write to think critically about what a fool you've been.

Today's Slopentary knows it needs help but hides instead.

Slopentary will beg to differ.

Slopentary by The Slopentariat August 20, 2026

Soapentary 

The act of consuming a food or beverage out of a container which was poorly rinsed and still has soap, resulting in uncontrollable shitting

My wife left soap in my coffee cup, been in the shitter 10 times this hour, she gave me soapentary

Soapentary by Chewy=SFS= September 21, 2012

Skypentary 

Skypentary (n.) Derived from the words Skype and Commentary. When someone provides commentary via skype because they have no voice. Can also be used when one is overseas and watching a film with someone in the other country.

"Hey Lisa wanna watch project runway? You can totally provide skypentary since you don't have a voice!"

Skypentary by Ana Fortran April 10, 2010

Slopumentary

those youtube documentaries that everybody hates

there's a new slopumentary on the "downfall of mrbeast"

Slopumentary by TheAbominator79 April 9, 2026

Slopumentary

Slopumentary (noun) — A 45-minute YouTube documentary or video essay explaining, for the 500th time, why society is collapsing, why a generation ruined everything, or why a niche subculture is secretly destroying the world.

See Also:

AI slop
content slop
slopposting
ragebait
engagement bait
video essay
Kotaku
IGN

"YouTube is 90% slopumentaries now: some douchebag with shitty opinions and a microphone telling you why everything is broken."

"Another 50-minute slopumentary dropped today explaining why Gen Z, smartphones, and coffee shops are responsible for the fall of civilization."

Slopumentary by 01010101010101010101010101 July 26, 2026