Slopumentary (noun) — A 45-minute YouTube documentary or video essay explaining, for the 500th time, why society is collapsing, why a generation ruined everything, or why a niche subculture is secretly destroying the world.
See Also:
AI slop content slop
slopposting
ragebait
engagement bait video essay
Kotaku
IGN
"YouTube is 90% slopumentaries now: some douchebag with shitty opinions and a microphone telling you why everything is broken."
"Another 50-minute slopumentary dropped today explaining why Gen Z, smartphones, and coffee shops are responsible for the fall of civilization."
Commentary aligning with the "slop" meme products of LLMs, inspired by AI, inspired to subvert AI, that is self negating and also not, that ennobles the user when the expedient is identified as identical in function or form to slop making both redundant and paradoxical the symbol by its elevation to a metacategory with attendant epistemic slippage. It's the unhealing wound after good friday. It's the purple in the prose that's smacks of what a person would actually say. It's a lexically mismatched persuasive essay you write to think critically about what a fool you've been.
Today's Slopentary knows it needs help but hides instead.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.