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slop dick

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.
The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".
by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006
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Slop Dick

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.
Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick
by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015
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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023
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slopdick

The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.
"He's such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopdick."
by Nikko11 November 7, 2011
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