slopdick 

The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.

"He's such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopdick."

slopdick by Nikko11 November 7, 2011

slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

slapdick 

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

slapdick by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapdickery 

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020

Slipdicking 

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

Slipdicking by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

Slopkick 

The act of stepping in dog shit or any other nasty waste, and dropkicking your foe in the nose-face area of the head. very effective. <sc>

*fight happening*

Negro 1- Shit did he just slopkick him?
Negro 2- Yeah, shit just got real.

Slopkick by thebuzzingfan March 12, 2011