The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.
by Nikko11 November 7, 2011
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- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
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To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013
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by Fred July 23, 2004
Get the slapdick mug.Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
Get the Slapdickery mug.The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.
Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"
Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."
Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."
Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."
Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."
by diapergays dan October 28, 2010
Get the Slipdicking mug.The act of stepping in dog shit or any other nasty waste, and dropkicking your foe in the nose-face area of the head. very effective. <sc>
by thebuzzingfan March 12, 2011
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