Will leaves his bike behind the restaurant he works at because it is raining to get a ride from his parents. His friend Scunyon tells Will to not worry and pick up the bike from his house the following day. Scunyon was to sloak the bike home; so during the night Scunyon walks to the restaurant and rides it back to his house.
Man: "So then, I sloaked behind the child's dresser before searching through their underwear drawer and making off with a pair of polka-dotted panties--"
He is such a hottie and I am obsessed with him.He always will bring a SMILE on peoples faces .They have a greatttt taste in music very intelligent and great for hooking up. great Boyfriend
The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.
Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favoriteChardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!
You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.
You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.
Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.