complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining
out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine
YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."
The point at which a person becomes highly open or agreeable
after drinking copious amounts of sangria
It may also refer to your perception
of them at this point as well if you have been keeping up glass by glass. In this sense, it's close to the same effect as beer goggles
YOU: "Wow, it may just be all of the Sangria I've had to drink, but I think you are super sweet!"
ME: "Thanks, but I think you're just being sangriable."
YOU: "No, you're hot."
ME: "I'll drink to that!"
"Hey, we're having an oversleepover tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"No, I gotta work the next morning."
The act of simulating what you'd look like if you were a bit more toned
. Usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy
in the mirror.
ME: Hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
YOU: I think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
ME: Ugggh, yeah I already did. I'll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.
"That was a horrible thing to say. I'm so tired of your endless bigutry."
"Well, deal with it, I'm hungry."