Table Whine

Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.

YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."

by reallypedantic June 06, 2010

drawerganizer

A metal or plastic tray that you put inside your drawer to keep your knives, forks, and spoons all neat and tidy. This would be the least complicated method of Drawerganizing.

"I need a fork."
"Get one yourself. They are in the drawerganizer on the right hand side."

by reallypedantic April 21, 2010

bigutry

Intolerance as offered by somebody who is rather portly or rotund.

Passing this type of judgement yourself usually negates any sense of superiority you could have had over the bigot.

"That was a horrible thing to say. I'm so tired of your endless bigutry."
"Well, deal with it, I'm hungry."

by reallypedantic May 01, 2010

stopaholic

A really bad driver that is brake happy usually causing traffic pattern mayhem and frustration. Very often found in mall parking lots frequented by shopaholics.

"Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a stopaholic up there."

by reallypedantic April 23, 2010

argumint

Any breath mint offered during the heat of an argument.

"You are completely wrong!"
"Well, maybe so, but before we continue this debate, you need an argumint. Whoa!"

by reallypedantic May 01, 2010

fauxtatoes

A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.

"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."

by reallypedantic April 21, 2010

oversleepover

An event where people know they'll be up far too late and will oversleep at this sleepover as a means of recovery from a hangover. This is the adult form of a childhood favorite.

"Hey, we're having an oversleepover tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"No, I gotta work the next morning."

by reallypedantic April 24, 2010