Sleeperette

The Person Whom You Are Sharing Sexualness With...
Not in a relationship.

Laura and Brian

or

Becca: If Your sleeperette had a spotty bum...would you touch it???
Lauren and Hayley: OMG yes!! Bloody hot bums.

by mher April 19, 2007

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016

sleepretend

The person who pretend to sleep in a bus or a train since they don't want to give their seats to the elders or the handicapped.

A: Mate. Today i was so tired but i gave my seat to an elder.

B: Why didn't you sleepretend?

by bonapart park September 14, 2009

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.

I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.

by sleeperbator January 10, 2008