sleep fucking 

an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.


see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely

"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"

sleep fucking by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005

Sleep fucking 

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

Sleep fucking by Tsmitnig January 16, 2015

Fucking sleep 

The act of having sex whilst sleeping.

Guy: I should get some fucking sleep.
Girl: I can help if you want.

Fucking sleep by roe-ur-boat January 27, 2009

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Sheep Fucking Boots

1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.

Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.

Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!

Tony: Good idea!

Sheep Fucking Boots by GotChaMingFu1111 February 9, 2010

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

I fucking hate sheep 

Its when your sheep escape and round about your field mean while you attempt to herd them.

I fucking hate sheep, I fucking hate them. I can't wait to eat them, I cannot wait untill I can eat them
-Jeremy Clarkson

I fucking hate sheep by Sexygrandma'skisses69420 June 22, 2022