Once upon a time there was a
camper giving Indian Head to Dan
B. on
top of Tyler Hill when they heard a noise. The boy turned To Wanda and told her to run, so they sprinted away and followed the Pocono Trail until they reached its
Summit, where the girl stopped and Point o Pined to her left. They were surrounded by
water, with Raquette, Echo, Timber, Brant, Tripp, and Cedar Lakes closing in on all sides. Quickly, they Monroed the boat until they reached
the border of Canadensis, where it was safe to lie down and gaze up at the Starlight in the night Skylemar. After tweeting to
charlie Shane about how they were #Winado, the campers began sipping on gin and Taconic while eating a combo platter from the Blue Ridge diner. Dan B., a Vega-terian, only ate the fries. In the middle of jamming to flo rida's "
shawty got Lohikan," a horrible smell pierced the air. While they
sat wondering who Kutschered the cheese, or perhaps even dropped some Timber Tops, they began to hear noises coming from the Pine Forest. Suddenly, Mataponi
Damon appeared from behind the Laurel tree to invite them to his movie premiere of "its raining Scaticos and
dogs". The campers reasoned that "When in Romaca, do as the Romans do" and joined the native american themed
party. Smirking, they threw on their Iroqouis Springs attire and went upstairs to finish MahKeenAcing giving Indian Head. Before they could finish, however, the
camper heard yet another noise and thought to himself "oh brother, here Owego again"
