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Slaves & Masters 

Players sit in a circle around a shuffled deck of cards. Each player chooses a card face down and then all players turn their cards over at once. The highest card becomes the Master for that round. The lowest card becomes the Slave. The slave's punishment is based on the suit of their low card:

* Hearts, the slave must have a chug of their drink (or pay the master a dollar).

* Spades, the slave loses one article of clothing.

* Clubs, the master asks a question of the slave and the slave must answer truthfully.

* Diamonds, the master gives the slave a dare.

In the case of a tie for high card, the slave must do their punishment for all masters. In the case of a tie for low card, all slaves perform the punishment on their cards, over-seen by the master. When all cards are tied, all players are slaves to the person on their left, and all players are masters to the person on their left.

If a person refuses their punishment, they are removed from the circle as a "bitch" and placed behind the master in question as a "get out of jail free card" to be used when one wishes to refuse a punishment. "I'm not gonna do that but my bitch will".

If a slave runs out of booze, cash, or clothes, their punishment is automatically converted to a dare.

When all slaves have “performed” for their masters, the next round begins.
"Oh man! We played Slaves & Masters til like 5 in the morning last night! Poor Jenn wound up going down on three different guys and a girl. She was so wasted!"
Slaves & Masters by BlueDude42 January 11, 2012
Words you can keep

Slave Masters 

The given name of Blake Masters, a US Senate Candidate in Arizona.
Broke Nigga from Phoenix: Wassup Blake Masters!
Blake Masters: Fuck you nigga you better call me Slave Masters!
Slave Masters by Trump4Dictator January 1, 2023

Master-Slave 

The process of complete domination or control. Stemming from either colonial southern american slavery practices or computer hard drive equipment names.
1."I master-slaved that sucka Ben when I dunked on his head".
2."George Bush master-slaved Al Gore in Florida."
Master-Slave by Matt405 March 9, 2006

master/slave 

A type of role play involving a master and a slave; this could be sexual or not.
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slave and master 

Kinky sexual acts doing with controling your partner.
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slave and master by sarah February 8, 2004

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
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