When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.
"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!