Slamma Jammd 

A period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. A peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. Slamma Jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn't drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.

O MY GOD I AM SOOOOO FUCKING SLAMMA JAMMD RIGHT NOW!!!! IM TOTALLY GOOD TO DRIVE!!!

Slamma Jammd by sambat2000 September 11, 2009

Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

Jersey Slamma-Jamma by The saltine July 20, 2017

slamma jamma 

commonly refers to a woman who has a great amount of sex with a large assortment of men. her meat curtains are always inhabited with a different male. the word comes from the term being "slammed", in the sense of Dwight Howard of teh Magic

D:yo jared have you seen that girl down the hall?
Jared: no, but i could hear her gettin slammed, i'm definitely staying away from that slamma jamma, because i don't want to catch what all those guys have

slamma jamma by d14george December 18, 2008

slamma jamma ding dong 

See Air Jordan before you read this!



putting more force into an Air Jordan. your supposed to break the bitches nose!

" I slamma jamma ding donged that girl so hard she got 2 black eyes"

slamma jamma ding dong by Justin F January 12, 2005

Slamma Jamma 

A term coined by someone who does not exist

person 1: "Haha slamma jamma am I right?"

person 2: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"

Slamma Jamma by Alchemancer December 21, 2021

Jamma Slamma

The opposite of the traditional "slamma jamma", aka. sex. You flip your partner around in any direction you choose, without pulling out, and continue giving it to them. Instead of being slamma jammed, your partner now gets jamma slammed!

Adam: I was slamma jamming that girl last night, but she kept talking about Scientology.

Paul: What did you do about it?

Adam: I flipped her over, and started Jamma Slamming her! It felt great.

Diddy: Did she stop talking about Scientology?

Adam: Yea! Jamma Slamma is awesome.

Sean: I need to try this sometime.

Jamma Slamma by not a name July 25, 2012

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

Fi Jamma Slamma by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009