Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
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"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
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