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Slack-jawed faggot 

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.
*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
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Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.
bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Slack jawed faggot by Billy bob April 14, 2003

slack-jawed faggot 

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio
Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.
slack-jawed faggot by alex December 29, 2004

slack jawed faggot

A homosexual who walks around with his mouth slightly ajar.
Mother says to son: Please can you do the dishes son?
Son says to mother: What do you think I am? Some kind of slack jawed faggot?!
slack jawed faggot by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

Slack jawed faggot

hes a right slack jawed faggot
Slack jawed faggot by dazza July 3, 2003

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026