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White trash, black trash, brown trash, yellow trash, purple trash commonly seen creeping around parking lots, gas stations, and penny slot machines with nothing on their brain other than scurrying. Skank person, male, female or transgender who moves around short meaningless areas with the body language of a lizard.
While paying for gas a skzard approached me, only to turn around and creep behind the pump brainlessly ... Most likely returning to Skyzard Row.
Skyzard by Carmegeeto McGallen October 12, 2016
The act of being under the influence or engaging in the consumption of any mind altering substance. These substances include beer, liquor, marijuana, and skynard juice.
Holy shit I am so skynard right now...
Skynard by son of skynard February 26, 2009
When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.
Jennifer Aniston sure is a skytard when she's high!
Skytard by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019

Skyward Sword 

Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."
Skyward Sword by graandmamamama December 31, 2011

Lynard Skynard 

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing
Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!
Lynard Skynard by John October 17, 2004

lynard skynard 

It's Lynyrd Skynyrd. Any fan posts here were done by dumbasses who think Freebird is the finger or something that craps on statues.
If a band known for their southern pride and frequent use of the Confederate Flag outsmarts you with their spelling, you have a problem.
lynard skynard by Macadaciouse June 21, 2005

Skyward Sword 

The little piece of AWESOME that Nintendo are bringing out for Wii next year. Most people hate its graphics, but I think they're pretty cool. I can't wait... ^_^

The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)
Zelda nerd 1: OMG!!! I can't wait for Skyward Sword!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyward Sword by Zelda's_Child November 30, 2010