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Evolution of KYS in order to get around censors.
SKYS is (S)eriously (K)ill (Y)our(S)elf
"You suck"
"skys"
skys by Scott hacks halo 3 August 31, 2025

Blurry Skys 

Peak definition of amazingness and gets gains at the gym.
Blurry Skys by Mr.Skys July 3, 2022

Preston SKys 

Preston is that one faggot at school that likes to analy fuck the rocket you make in science class.
"Bro Preston SKys just nutted all over the bathroom toilets"
Preston SKys by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Sir Skys A lot 

Sir Skys A lot made me breakfast, did my laundry, and beat me off.
Sir Skys A lot by UrbanWhisperer January 2, 2023
Very peak person who is sexy very handsome and is very handy.
Mr.Skys is very amazing and we should look up to him.
Mr.Skys by Mr.Skys July 3, 2022

EYE IN THE SKYS 

THIS IS A CONTINUATION FROM "EYE IN THE SKY"
This weapon can see thru walls and can be programed to follow individuals 24/7/365. They are sky based and can be seen with the naked eye as low as 500ft above the ground. EITS(eye in the sky) currently is operating as low as 2000 ft and up. Currently our area has 10-12 EITS. FURTHER CAPABILITIES INCLUDE PROJECTION OF HOLOGRAMS. ABILITY TO PROJECT ANY MOVIE CHARACTER ONTO WALLS IN YOUR HOME ON THE CEILING. The electro Magnetic beams can be targeted on an individual beamed into eyes ears any body part. This targeting will result in vision and hearing loss. Skeletal injuries have been observed on individuals targeted. The easiest way to find these heinous devices is to look to the sky at dusk. If you were to observe a bright star at a low level will be your first indicator. If no other stars are visible and you see one bright light that could be one. You will be able to confirm this by the flashing re and blue lights required of them if flown in an area with passenger jet traffic. They can be as low as 2000ft is the lowest we've observed here. Other EITS operating in conjunction of the operator at 2000 ft has 9 others in a triangulated pattern. Calls to government agencies will deny any knowledge of there existence. For further info wiki it look at Department of Defense or the websites of the US defense contractors. BTW THIS IS ALL TRUE. DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
EYE IN THE SKYS FOLLOWS MY EVERYWHERE. EYE IN THE SKYS LOVES TO WATCH ME WIPE MY ASS. EYE IN THE SKYS is operated by STAWKA DeANGELOS. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE GREATEST SURVEILLANCE TOOL INVENTED TO DATE. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE 21ST CENTURY GESTAPO.