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When poop falls out of the sky.
Joe: Is that a plane?
Kathy: No it’s a skylard.

Joe: *rolls eyes*
Skylard by Peepeepoopoo9 October 20, 2019
Words you can keep
A young beautiful ginger haired man, he is white but his dad is black, Skylard loves to say the N word at the top of his lungs. He likes playing loud music in his car with his nice bassed speakers. He has a MASSIVE peen and loves to fling it around. He is not the best at running since his MASSIVE peen swings around to much, and he can't weightlift since his big balls accidentaly get crushed by his thick thick thighs.
OMG have you seen Skylard today, his massive balls were dragging across the floor while he was listening to bass boosted rap music in his volswagon.
Skylard by TakisSupreme February 4, 2025

Skylander 

Skylanders a series made by toys for bob

Little toys that you can place on the “portal of power” you can bring your toys to life! It’s a great game and they got a Netflix show that was sadly canceled. (Skylanders academy)
1: yo I just got skylanders spyros adventure again!

2: Pog let’s play it together sometime
Skylander by Jskapakehbdha January 28, 2021

Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Skylanders 

The best video game series that YOU can buy, buy it, buy it now, you'll never regret it.
Dude one:"I just got Skylanders!" Dude two: "I didn't buy it, looks like I'm a Virgin and you're not :("
Skylanders by Master Eon February 25, 2021

Chip Skylark

An amazing singer with a tiny bit of cool facial hair and very shiny teeth.

He was on Fairly OddParents.

His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
Chip Skylark's teeth sparkle just like the stars in space.
Chip Skylark by ATFRoger July 5, 2011

skylarkings 

School is a time for learning, not for immature skylarkings
skylarkings by PORCINUS July 16, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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