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A young beautiful ginger haired man, he is white but his dad is black, Skylard loves to say the N word at the top of his lungs. He likes playing loud music in his car with his nice bassed speakers. He has a MASSIVE peen and loves to fling it around. He is not the best at running since his MASSIVE peen swings around to much, and he can't weightlift since his big balls accidentaly get crushed by his thick thick thighs.
OMG have you seen Skylard today, his massive balls were dragging across the floor while he was listening to bass boosted rap music in his volswagon.
Skylard by TakisSupreme February 4, 2025

Skylander 

Skylanders a series made by toys for bob

Little toys that you can place on the “portal of power” you can bring your toys to life! It’s a great game and they got a Netflix show that was sadly canceled. (Skylanders academy)
1: yo I just got skylanders spyros adventure again!

2: Pog let’s play it together sometime
Skylander by Jskapakehbdha January 28, 2021

Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Skylanders 

The best video game series that YOU can buy, buy it, buy it now, you'll never regret it.
Dude one:"I just got Skylanders!" Dude two: "I didn't buy it, looks like I'm a Virgin and you're not :("
Skylanders by Master Eon February 25, 2021

Chip Skylark

An amazing singer with a tiny bit of cool facial hair and very shiny teeth.

He was on Fairly OddParents.

His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
Chip Skylark's teeth sparkle just like the stars in space.
Chip Skylark by ATFRoger July 5, 2011

skylarkings 

School is a time for learning, not for immature skylarkings
skylarkings by PORCINUS July 16, 2010