to consecutively stay awake for 26-48 hours through natural or drug enhanced means. Generally it involves marathoning a couple of seasons of your favorite show.

"Dude dont you ever sleep?"
"Yeah but im skylaring on caffeine right now, for a Netflix marathon"

skylaring by VagFax December 23, 2014

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Skylarking

To commit a crime with clear and obvious intent and injure ones self in the commission of said crime. When questioned by the police however refer to the old adage of 'Skylarking' (whilst using your Jedi mind powers to convince the police) and you will get away with it.

"Hey man, I broke into a rugby club and fell through the dang roof! When the cops came I just told them we were skylarking.. They are it up and even drove us home!!"

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Skylarking by The Brian McGee September 7, 2016

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To commit a crime and then tell police a lie so that you escape punishment. To create a totally unbelievable tale so far fetched that no one but the police would believe it.

Offender: "I was just skylarking officer"
Police: "oh, ok then sport off you go then, you clearly haven't done anything"

Skylarking by The Brian McGee September 5, 2016

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Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.

"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."

Skylarking by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009

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