Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

Skunk biscuit by CBromberg March 26, 2017

Spunk Biscuit 

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

Spunk Biscuit by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

Skank Biscuit

Describes an under-aged girl that dress up in prostitute style clothing without any intention of obtaining sex. Unlike Jailbait, a Skank Biscuit is ugly.

"Check out the Jailbait over there!"
"That ant Jailbait dude, that's a Skank Biscuit"

Skank Biscuit by Despotism January 8, 2011

skank biscuit

Name used for MeUssa.

MeUssa is a Skank Biscuit.

skank biscuit by dirtball April 9, 2003

skank biscuit

See also Big Bird

skank biscuit by Anonymous April 9, 2003

skankbiscuit 

A term used to define a white whore who acts black and is a variation of a skankmuffin.

I believe that lady is skankbiscuit who lika da kock and she made kream my jeans on SIGHT!!!!!!!!1

skankbiscuit by Sir jack off June 11, 2006