dirtball's definitions
by dirtball November 4, 2003

Any individual who has the genetic characteristics of pale skin, freckles, and most notably, red hair. A reference to Scott Farkus, a character from the motion picture A Christmas Story.
by Dirtball September 14, 2005

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
by Dirtball April 8, 2003
