Fossils suggest that this creature is a descendant of the skrodesaurus. Usually found worshipping satan or with their hands in the shape of "devil horns". The biggest difference between these creatures and actual humans is the hygiene. Skrodes don't believe in showers, baths or any type of personal hygiene for that matter. Although skrodes can come in any shape and size from anywhere on the world, most of 'em are from Trail, BC.
Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.
A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.
Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.