after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla gripfade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla gripfade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
A sloppyEarl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth
Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.