skoonce

A drity, unbathed, smelly, and ugly piece of shit of a human beinig. Skoonce deriving from the Russian word "skunk".

Damn Billy, that guy at the bar was a straight skoonce.

by skoonce king June 1, 2023

spooncer

Usually used as a nickname for someone named Spencer. Anyone who deserves the nickname Spooncer has to be edgy, hilarious, full of memes, kind, caring, and all around amazing. A group if people seems empty if their Spooncer leaves them. He is what makes everything fun and without him, everything seems boring. If you ever get a Spencer who deserves the nickname Spooncer, never let him go.

"Woah that guy Spooncer is totally awesome!"
"Yeah I wish I had a SpOonCER!"

by Joogia July 5, 2017

spoonce

A dirty old shit you've just taken slowly and messily

Aw man I should'nt have had those rums last night, I had to have a shower after the spoonce I dropped this morning

by dbros12 October 7, 2016

Skooner

A sailing ship

Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.

by Beskyta May 13, 2022

scooncealicious

the act of being scooncey and sexi

You are scooncealicious

by scooncey January 6, 2008

skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.

Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.

by Nik Smith January 2, 2007

Oonfer Skoonfer

Oonfer Skoonfer (noun): Someone or something that is generally unpleasant, rude, or just an asshole.
Oonfer Skoonfer (verb): To completely and utterly erase someone or something’s existence.

(noun): “Gah!!! I can’t stand that stupid kid, he’s such an oonfer skoonfer!
(verb): “Well if you think he’s so bad, why don’t you go over there and totally oonfer skoonfer his stupid ass!”

by TendoPop November 7, 2018