Skinny guy right is a bitch ass nigga that weighs like 180 and is slower than some guy names gabe and is a bitch and got put on the grass by someone named gabe and is usually a loser and gabe is basically better than him at everything and has never beaten him at anything and is shorter and benches less and squats less and is shorter and he usually has 2 other father names aidan and isaiah but in overall tylan is just a little short fat bitch that is very short and stinky and doesn’t usually wear socks and always has hid among us toes out and also pulls no bitches and has 0 rizz and recently got beaten by some guy named gabe in multiversus that never played the game and tylan had a character than was lvl 10 one that was lvl 8 and one that was lvl 7 and gabe still beat him with a character that was lvl 4 and he was making excuses the whole time bc he can’t admit that he’s ass and that gabe’s better
you know that bitch named tylan?
Oh yea that one that gabe aidan and isaiah own?
Yea that one
yea what abt him?
why is he so stinky?
haha idk he’s gabe’s son tho
yea fr he got put on the dirt
yea fuck Skinny guy right
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!