A person obsessed with phallic objects and penal symbolism. A Sorbatron would relish any opportunity to create phallic art where ever possible. They are a creative breed, not bound by the realms of normal social behavior. A Sorbatron does not think like regular human being, their though process can be equated to people with Autism who may see in their surroundings in patterns and numbers, in much the same way a Sorbatron will only see objects around them as cocks and balls
Person A "Did you draw that 8 foot flaming penis on the hill?"
Person B "YES"
Person A "You're such a Sorbatron!"
Derived from the Italian "jabroni" meaning poser, loser. This applies to skiers at the slopes wearing jeans as ski pants and drinking malt liquor on their way to bomb a double black on rentals.
Paul: Bro? Is that guy wearing hunting overalls as a ski bib?
Kevin: Yep, almost wouldn't catch that if his straps hadn't been camo, damn skibroni in disguise!
The musical combination of Ska and Electronica in a fusion that will destroy worlds. Invented by three fellows on a trip, the Red Ribbon Army was the first band acredited for this genre.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.