Skims

The disease that causes you to grow a mullet, then lose your hair and grow a mustache. All while a mutilating disease of the penis takes over.

Yo bro, I think Blake has the skims.

Skims by CoachHerbo October 12, 2018

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national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

national calvin.skims day by leChina james April 23, 2021

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shimshaw creamtime

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times

"shimshaw creamtime."

shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

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Skim nut

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.

"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"

Skim nut by Kdaddy September 8, 2014