Skenthing 

Skenthing is a ancient practice of pelvic floor exercise that out dates the roman empire. It involves insertion of objects into the gorilla grip and performing a ritualistic dance. This dance involves switching back and forth between vigorous star jumps and peaceful tai chi movements. This practice is often passed down from mother to daughter in the early years of teenage-hood.

The purpose of skenthing is to maintain the ushy gushy-ness of someones vagina.

Maddy: Will you go out with me on Friday at 10:00am?

Brodie: I can't, I have my skenthing session booked in with mom and nicky then :'(

Skenthing by clubremy April 3, 2024

Sleuthing 

To play the role of detective, to gather facts and information usually in the traditional Sherlock Holmes inconspicuous way.
To investigate in the manner of a detective.

A proper Sleuth needs to be intelligent, witty, and always a few steps ahead others. In fact, he never reveals all his discoveries or conclusions. His wisdom is his greatest asset and he needs to hide that wisdom if he expects to be hired for his services.

Sherlock Holmes enjoys a proper Sleuthing, like a boss!

Sleuthing by Dr. Goodwin Honeyhow November 17, 2011

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

Sheathing the flaming sword by tankajahari December 1, 2022

stething 

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.

I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.

stething by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

sheathing 

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

sheathing by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010