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An up and rising skell. A Skell Child. Children of already birthed filth pot skellbags. Any child conceived or given life by low life, crack fiends, grime, toothless piss beer smelling dirt bag trash.

1. Hey im a Skell and my wife is about to give birth to our 8th welfare Skelptin.

2. Jedidiahs kid killed my cat. Yeah thats kids a no good fucking Skelptin.

3. Damn fucking Skelptins, shooting their BB Guns with their shit walmart tennis shoes, and bald heads. Children of the night. Dirt Skell.

Skelptin by Skellhater51 July 3, 2011

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skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

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Skelptin • Skelping • Skelatinous • Skeletin • Skeleting • Skeletinous • skelting • skepting • Pie Skelpin

Skeletin

A metal skeleton, derogatory word for someone who has had a lot of bone replacement surgery.

You're one hip replacement away from becoming a skeletin

Skeletin by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

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Skelatinous

state of being exceptionally thin; having a body habitus similar to a skeleton; (pronunciation-rhymes with gelatinous)

The old man was skelatinous and looked as though he hadn't had a good meal in years

Skelatinous by HossWrangler September 11, 2019

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Skelping

To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.

John caught Dean skelping a ghost chick in Kentucky.

Skelping by Moloch-Tepes September 6, 2012

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Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"

" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"

Pie Skelpin by J.J.13 December 7, 2009

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Skelping

STRIKE, SLAP, BEAT (Scottish Term)

I gave that Bam Pot a Skelping!

Skelping by Bam Pot February 28, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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