Skelptin

An up and rising skell. A Skell Child. Children of already birthed filth pot skellbags. Any child conceived or given life by low life, crack fiends, grime, toothless piss beer smelling dirt bag trash.

1. Hey im a Skell and my wife is about to give birth to our 8th welfare Skelptin.

2. Jedidiahs kid killed my cat. Yeah thats kids a no good fucking Skelptin.

3. Damn fucking Skelptins, shooting their BB Guns with their shit walmart tennis shoes, and bald heads. Children of the night. Dirt Skell.

Skelptin by Skellhater51 July 3, 2011

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

Skeletin 

A metal skeleton, derogatory word for someone who has had a lot of bone replacement surgery.

You're one hip replacement away from becoming a skeletin

Skeletin by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Skelatinous 

state of being exceptionally thin; having a body habitus similar to a skeleton; (pronunciation-rhymes with gelatinous)

The old man was skelatinous and looked as though he hadn't had a good meal in years

Skelatinous by HossWrangler September 11, 2019

Skelping 

To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.

John caught Dean skelping a ghost chick in Kentucky.

Skelping by Moloch-Tepes September 6, 2012

Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"

" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"

Pie Skelpin by J.J.13 December 7, 2009

Skelping 

STRIKE, SLAP, BEAT (Scottish Term)

I gave that Bam Pot a Skelping!

Skelping by Bam Pot February 28, 2021